Loved Lisa Ann. She always gave the most technical feedback. You really learned something about dancing when she spoke. Danny Teeson, also good. Mayte Garcia, on the other hand, could do little more than utter one or two adjectives then give a score that had nothing to do with what she was saying. It got to be a joke in our home that the nicer her comments, the lower the score. They'd be better off to find someone to replace her in the next season (and Marissa too).

Mayte: "I wanted to see more! I needed to see more! It wasn't enough! More...! So, I'm gonna give you a 9!"

Mayte: "That was beautiful! Elegant! You are sexy! Loved it! One little criticism... you didn't point your toes... So, I'm gonna give you a 7. But it was BEAUTIFUL! I LOVED IT!"

I got so sick of her saying "I wanted to see more" that I started hoping one of the contestants would MOON HER!!

Exactly! "MORE" of what? She was never specific. Teeson and Walter at least said what it was they wanted to see more of. Whether it was floor space, energy, personality... something! Mayte was always just "more! More! MORE!"

She must be insatiable in bed.

I love you, Brandon!